You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You watch videos in fast-forward.
- You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
x EdgyShark x