You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When…


  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You lick your coffeepot clean.
  • You watch videos in fast-forward.
  • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
  • You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.

x EdgyShark x


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Posted on July 26, 2009, in Random Mis-haps and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Reminds me of weekdays at work. Damn.

  2. Coffee's too bitter for me.

    You’ve had too much coffee when you write all that.

  3. thank god i don’t like or else i would have been doing all this…..crazy stuff

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