The Truth About Chocolate
I think you know what the truth is. And I don’t really have to explain it to you. Maybe it’s there in the back of your subconscious, so all I’m doing is bringing it to the front notice board.
Chocolate might seem all heavenly and everything, but the ugly truth lies in the fact that it sucks, Plebeian-lingo speaking wise. It just makes you fat and leaves you wanting more and more. I don’t understand why people crave for chocolate so much, I mean you’d rather have a craving for avocados and that’s at least healthy.
You know the truth about Charlie? Well there isn’t one? Just like that, chocolate fools your senses into believing that it’s the one thing you can rely on if you’ve had a bad day, a break up, or something to celebrate. And that’s the catch. You fall for it once, it becomes really hard to mend your ways.
I’m telling you, chocolate and I have become mortal enemies now, since the last few weeks. Every time I do try a hint of amiability towards a tiny morsel, my lungs begin to expand and my intestines throw it all up and out.
It will trap you into believing that it’s the most you can reach out to heaven on earth. And if you want that, why don’t you just go for a vacation on a nice beach or mountain range somewhere?!
You want hell? You come to me. Don’t eat chocolate.
It’s a sin you will repent.
x EdgyShark x