Male Chauvinist Pigs


No, I’m not going to name the place, the person or the printing press. Whoopsie, there you go, you got a hint.

So there’s this one newspaper that thinks it’s the bees knees. Honestly, we asked the deputy chief manager or whoever he was, of the plant, and he replied, “Oh yes, we are the best not only in India but in the world.” Sir may I ask, if you’ve kindly heard the names of the Wall Street Journal or the New York Times? Or even the Harvard journal, which is probably selling to more people than you are.

Just because you have the name of the nation on you, doesn’t mean you’re the best. In fact, you’re nothing but a user friendly paper eater. Because out of the impressive crores that you spend on your machines, you print more than half of the daily’s worth of advertisements. Not to forget the enormous amounts of paper, you so happily waste.

We went around the entire plant today, and towards the end of the field trip, I noticed there were no women out there. No women in the working departments, printing, advertising, nothing. Not a single woman in the horribly unkempt garden, nowhere near the gates. Except for that one female who was literally dripping of perfume but I think she only came to drop her husband off.

Yes, you’re an exceptional paper, but why such a disbalance? Alright, we understand for whatever your reasons may be. But when asked, all you can say is that, “Women are not as strong as men. They cannot handle pressure, they cannot do the printing job easily. And it’s not safe at night for them.” EXCUSE ME?

Are you freaking kidding me? And you call yourselves the best newspaper, internationally?! At least your answers to our questions could have been a lot less moronic. “So sir, are the same set of people working 24/7?” “No, of course not, we work in shifts.” Yes sir, you work in shifts and yet there are no women. I understand if they can’t work at night, but since you’re working in shifts, they could have easily done with working in the daytime. But yes, I get you, completely. Women cannot handle the pressure.

The entire presentation could also have worked a whole lot better if you didn’t spell out the letters F-L-I-R-T in bold while interacting with young girls, skeptic about the actual process of a day of printing.

Of course it’s not safe. “We had some 4-5 girls in our batch,” he says with that silly smirk on his face, “But you see, they couldn’t handle it.” He laughs. Yes sir, of course they couldn’t handle it. If you keep on your coquettish airs and don’t learn to be professional, no woman’s ever going to put on those pants and get inked.

It’s people like you who make it unsafe for women. Heard of call centers? Women work there throughout the night. And you’re supposed to be the best newspaper in the world.

Yes sir, please print that on the front page of your early edition tomorrow. Well, Brutus said you were all honourable men.

And in Scrooge’s words, (slightly abridged) “Every idiot who goes about with ‘Women can’t do this, women can’t do that’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”

x EdgyShark x

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Posted on January 27, 2010, in Random Mis-haps and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. luved it..the wit and sarcasm blended really well. cheers.

  2. Like it makes a difference

    Well,It is narrow minded idiots like these that make the presence of the infamous ‘Feminist’ ideology a tragic fact of life!!

  3. excellent

  4. Have you heard about the all woman petrol pump in delhi ? That should calm your spirits down. And yeah, they work at night as well. So, there you go..

  5. Customer calls the paper to cancel his subscription.

    Man on the phone: sir, why do you want to cancel it? we are the best in the business!

    Customer: Sir, that you may be…but even my dog refuses to do ‘his business’ on your paper!!!

  6. It saddens me that such people exist even today, they make me sick.

  7. Mighty well written, I came here from my own anti Times of India rant (I liked the whole secret identity thing, too ๐Ÿ™‚ ) and you were right, I should read this. Thank you!

  8. For once I could guess It was Times of India, and this blog is insanely intense. It’s one of the few of it’s kind! Male Chauvinist Pigs… yes of course!

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