Things You Can’t Do Without Your Thumb


Here’s a list of all the things that you apparently cannot do without your thumb. Especially your right thumb:

  • Open a door.
  • Eat your food.
  • Apply toothpaste on your toothbrush without getting it all over the basin.
  • Write. YOU CANNOT WRITE. 😦
  • Type fast. (It saves time!)
  • Pick up a baby.
  • Pick up anything for that matter.
  • Smack someone on their face.
  • Let someone kiss your thumb. It hurts bloody hell!
  • Turn a page.
  • Did I mention you can’t write?
  • Watch TV without thinking about it.
  • Play an instrument.
  • Play volleyball.
  • Or throwball. OR basketball. OR POOL.
  • Do gardening. Not that I’m interested, but I’d like to have the option.
  • Open a packet of chips.
  • Play thumb wars.

x EdgyShark x

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Posted on October 2, 2010, in Existence and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Show Thumbs UP One more to that list

  2. you forgot oongli cricket. 😛
    aand…. brushing your teeth? oh, that you can somehow manage with your left hand, i suppose.

  3. Good realization! But those who don’t have a thumb, manages to do all this and more. They just find a way…

  4. Oh boy,I’m pretty sure I can’t feelmy thumb.And its driving me nuts!

  5. You can not cheer. Cheers!

  6. Hey I’m writing a story about thumbs and need to know activities that you can do by using your thumb only 🙂

    • Do not plagiarize please its against ethical legal conduct. Do what you want, use your imagination. If you take my ideas then give me credit.

  7. The only things I can’t do is thumb wars ,kiss my thumb,hitchhike and I was born with no thumbs

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