The Trouble With A Bad Nose


First up a giveaway: http://asavingmomssanity.blogspot.com/2011/03/test-birthday-bash-park-ave-shirt.html#comment-form

You end up cursing your nose so much and wish it wasn’t ever there to begin with. But then think about it, if you didn’t have a nose how the hell would you smell ?

(That rhymed, but that’s beside the point.)

People can’t really comprehend you when you speak because everything ends up sound like BOB.

Your M’s become B’s and N’s become D’s.Β And then soon, the sound of your own voice begins to distract you to the power of infinity.

At night, you’re forced to sleep with your mouth a little bit open, because otherwise where will the oxygen come in from? And in the morning, you end up feeling like a dog who had his tongue out the window on a drive from Bangalore to Coorg and his tonsils have become dry ice.

So long, suckas!

x EdgyShark x

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Posted on February 22, 2011, in Existence and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Awwww…my pooh babee..

  2. “And in the morning, you end up feeling like a dog who had his tongue out the window on a drive from Bangalore to Coorg and his tonsils have become dry ice.”
    HAHAHAAHAHHA. πŸ˜€
    Edgy, remember ” What doesn’t kill you, just makes you stranger” πŸ˜€

  3. haha!!
    I just wish you get well soon πŸ˜€
    I love the color of your blog, its beautiful πŸ™‚

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