The Trouble With A Bad Nose
(That rhymed, but that’s beside the point.)
People can’t really comprehend you when you speak because everything ends up sound like BOB.
Your M’s become B’s and N’s become D’s. And then soon, the sound of your own voice begins to distract you to the power of infinity.
At night, you’re forced to sleep with your mouth a little bit open, because otherwise where will the oxygen come in from? And in the morning, you end up feeling like a dog who had his tongue out the window on a drive from Bangalore to Coorg and his tonsils have become dry ice.
So long, suckas!
x EdgyShark x