You Know I Want You

1. Italian Men:
   
   Every man knows in his heart there’s a Mexican mistress, but I’m not really sure if there’s such an Italian hottie for every woman. Nevertheless, it’s always been about men from Italy. They’re hot: Point blank. If you want a holiday, go to Italy. If you already have a man, ditch him and then go to Italy. Of course, don’t abuse me if you end up with a scoundrel who takes away all your cash and integrity. *Smirks*
2. Boxer Shorts:
   
   This might just turn out to be a guilty pleasures list of my own, but seriously, I don’t think I’m the only one who finds them Hot: Point blank. Especially the checked print ones. Red checks, blue checks, and otherwise go ahead and get yourself weird funky ones that remind you of Lady GaGa (honestly though, I don’t know why you would do that,) but if you want to give yourself a treat, wear them and strut around. They look hot, you feel hot. No man? No problem. Boxers look hotter on women anyway.
3. Ferrero Rocher:One bite, and it’s like heaven fell into your mouth. I know, I hate chocolates in general, but FR isn’t just a piece of chocolate coated crap. It’s much much more than even an entire meal. You got fifteen minutes and one box of FR. What do you do? Correct answer: Deee-Hot:Point blank-licious!
4. Driving:Men can’t take it when there’s a female counterpart behind the wheel. And they’ll whine and cringe, but we all know it’s Hot: Point blank. And it’s not just women who drive for the sake of it. I’d like someone like me: Driving, driving fast. With passion. So that’s driving and Kimi Raikkonen then. *Grin.*
   
   
5. Shoes:Question: How hot are shoes?
   Answer: Hot: Point blank.
   Shoes are the hottest extra one can accessorize with. Blahniks, C&K, Ferragamo. I think another time I enter a heaven like place, it’s because of this fifth thing on the list. OMG, how can you not like shoes?

For more guilty pleasures, visit: http://sortingpluto.wordpress.com/2010/01/06/you-know-i-want-you/

x EdgyShark x

The Bicycle Thief

My idea remained in my mind, while my director’s actually implemented it to an extent. So I think it’s awesome anyway.

We’re going to travel places on our bicycles because buses and autos and cabs emit too much pollution, and they just don’t cut living life. There’s no clean air anywhere to breathe, and all that just might reverse if people began adopting this cooler way of travelling.

In Avisek’s words, “We’ll have meetings like the Famous Five did, with cookies and choco shakes!” I’m so excited!

x EdgyShark x

Frozen Like A Reindeer

No, I think that’s frozen like a deer caught in the headlights look. Something like that, you get the point. I wish there was someone to make me warm. My bones are gone, I wasn’t even being able to click the mouse and this post is going to be short because of my inability to type without feeling like I have splints tied to my knuckles.

Aren’t you like, feeling cold?

x EdgyShark x

P.S I’m Prefect. And it’s a hot word too. I have reasons to feel happy that I’m not something else, I’m just way too excited anyway. Who cares? People who go on and on about the above are too content with themselves. This gives me a chance to unfurl more and more to me.

I’m going to be a big fish in an equally bigger pond.

Sunday!

Today’s the first Sunday of 2010 and I’m turning it into a Barista Sunday. It should be awesome. I’m looking forward to the blueberry muffins!

P.S Any suggestions as to what to do to keep those lovely lilies from wilting?

x EdgyShark x

Seventeen, Why Thank You!

Here’s a Thank You shout out thingy to all you guys who made the entire 24 hours so awesome. P.S You can keep pampering me. Just because the birthday’s over, doesn’t mean the presents and the affection have to stop

• Barbecue and bonfire: Awesome. Although, I think we can just skip to the peg of ginger beer and vodka that I was allowed. Pa, Pradeep uncle!
• Clothes/book vouchers! I can never have enough of those! Bonnie aunty, Sharoni, Manju masi, Rupal, Prady!
• CAAAAASH! Haha, however non-materialistic I might be, cash is always welcomed with arms wide open! Rj, Meetu masi, Palak!
• Brilliant picture collage thingy. It’s so cool, and totally goes with my new walls. Rj!
• The surprise present that never arrived. Can you now tell me what it was?Thank you anyway, you know I still love you. Kushan!
• After Eight mints, Sour Punk candy and that amazingly awesome scrapbook with 17 funky-random pages about me! LOVE IT! Mahima, Prerna!
• The very hot fountain pen that I’ve been eagerly waiting to write with. Varnika!
• The beautiful yellow lilies and the letter and the birthday video that almost made me cry in joy. Kazim!
• The acoustic guitar that is soon going to come into my hands. Aashna(I’m guessing)!
• The awesomeness that is still due. Since I have no clue what it is, I cannot write about it. Vidhi, Vrinda!
• That stupid FB inbox message from Abhijit Gupta. Jabran would have made a video Unnati!
• The laptop that I am going to name Jazz. Mom, Pa!

Pardon me if I missed anything out. Although, I doubt it. If I did, comment and I will repent for the rest of the next one minute I love you, and you know that!

x EdgyShark x

Vodka, Vodka .. What?

See, that is what happens when you’ve had alot, I repeat A Lot to drink. Especially if it’s all vodka and nothingness. Although, it’s fun. Not the drinking, the tripping xD

So trip, get high on your own thoughts, you don’t need alcohol to make you go mad. That’s something I could teach you, maybe Add funky touches with olives, slices of lemon, mint leaves, whatever. And then lose yourself, and dance.

Admit to yourself that you’re drunk on your own thoughts, your soul. And then forget your mind in that swirling mass of abstraction. It’s awesome, trust me.

Happy 2010, y’all.

x EdgyShark x

The Truth About Chocolate

I think you know what the truth is. And I don’t really have to explain it to you. Maybe it’s there in the back of your subconscious, so all I’m doing is bringing it to the front notice board.

Chocolate might seem all heavenly and everything, but the ugly truth lies in the fact that it sucks, Plebeian-lingo speaking wise. It just makes you fat and leaves you wanting more and more. I don’t understand why people crave for chocolate so much, I mean you’d rather have a craving for avocados and that’s at least healthy.

You know the truth about Charlie? Well there isn’t one? Just like that, chocolate fools your senses into believing that it’s the one thing you can rely on if you’ve had a bad day, a break up, or something to celebrate. And that’s the catch. You fall for it once, it becomes really hard to mend your ways.

I’m telling you, chocolate and I have become mortal enemies now, since the last few weeks. Every time I do try a hint of amiability towards a tiny morsel, my lungs begin to expand and my intestines throw it all up and out.

It will trap you into believing that it’s the most you can reach out to heaven on earth. And if you want that, why don’t you just go for a vacation on a nice beach or mountain range somewhere?!

You want hell? You come to me. Don’t eat chocolate.

It’s a sin you will repent.

x EdgyShark x

Ezzie <3 <3

Oh my god, she’s like so pretty. And I’m like so jealous !

x EdgyShark x

Here’s How The Day Gets Crappier

1. Your friends realise *after* they attended a photography workshop that you’re a big fan of the same too.
2. Your parents put up DISGUSTING coloured curtains in your room without even asking you.
3. Your French teacher is forever disappointed in you, no matter how hard you try. And she thinks you’re cheeky if you try enough.
4. Your people have to act smart all the time if you like someone. Thank you so much, do you want me to live like a nun for the rest of my life because I am up for the challenge? And when I die, at least I’d have died knowing I’ve won. Rebellion, baby.
5. Did I mention like HIDEOUS for the curtains? Or should I spell out disgusting and all it’s synonyms out here again?
6. People keep pressurising you to buy clothes and this and that just because it’s your birthday? My god, can’t people just come to terms with the fact that I am happy WITHOUT all this bullfire? Why does it always have to be things, things, things, things, THINGS?!
7. People *FAIL* to understand you. And when you say something, oh it’s all the drama that she does all the time. Excuse me, but Christopher Johnson McCandless and a little bit of my Godfather? They’re teaching me the perfect way to live.
8. Yeah, fine, even if it is drama, does it not get to your head, still?
9. You have no privacy. Like NONE at all.
10. And I thought I was turning seventeen and had the permit to at least EXIST according to how I want to. Alright, I get the policy of your roof, your rules. But if I don’t want to eat, I *WILL NOT* eat.

You suck. And the best part is that you know it. So stop trying. I for one, feel like I’m dying the seventeenth death.

x EdgyShark x

Here’s Some ‘Free Advice’ Since It’s The End Of The Year

People need to learn to move on.

Yes, just that. Because really, I know how awesome that (whatever) was but then it’s over now. So why the hell are you going on and on talking about it? Yeah, we all get the point. Those people changed your life, that incident was just so amazing that you just want to relive it again and again.

But it’s over now. And you need to look for more in your life.

So go and do that, rather than hanging onto old memories.

Two more days to the new year. But then, everyday’s a new year

x EdgyShark x